FOR THE QUIETLY UNIMPRESSED
Meet the habits you prefer to call your personality.
Stories you recognise. Answers you might hesitate to admit. Discover your profile through dry humor, a little satire, and the everyday absurdity of being a person.
Find your quizRead the situation. Choose A, B or C. Meet yourself.
Impulse buys. Aspirational purchases. That subscription to a version of yourself who apparently has more free time.
This satirical shopping personality quiz explores the space between what you need, what you want, and what arrived yesterday.
Coming soonOur first online test is being prepared.
CHOOSE YOUR PARTICULAR CONTRADICTION
The collection is taking shape.
These personality tests are coming soon.
For the person whose next purchase will definitely be the last thing they need.
A gentler look at the pressure to get everything right, even when nobody asked you to.
Mandatory cheer. Optional enthusiasm. Discover your particular way of surviving festive fun.
A SIMPLE PROCESS. A COMPLICATED HUMAN.
Take your time with the story. The awkward details are part of the experience.
Pick A, B or C. Go with the response that sounds most like you, even if you wish it didn’t.
Your answers lead to one of three profiles. A little recognition. Perhaps a raised eyebrow.
Made for entertainment and self-reflection. These are not clinical or diagnostic assessments.
BEHIND THE ANTI-TESTS
The Anti-Tests brings Simon Star’s Anti-series into a collection of story-led quizzes for adults. Consumer pressure, impossible expectations, compulsory festive joy: ordinary life provides plenty of material.
Expect dry humor, occasional dark humor, and situations that feel a little too familiar. Some tests are sharper; others take a softer approach. Each gives you room to read, choose, and recognise something of yourself.
Simon Star / THE ANTI-SERIES